My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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