what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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