The police scanner is talking about you again....
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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