I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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