Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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