Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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