areolas are like halos for boobs.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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