My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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