Only a mothe r could love this liver
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
