Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
You did what with his pubic hair?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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