So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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