question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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