I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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