We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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