Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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