Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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