On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Never underestimate the power of titties
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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