You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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