They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It's shark week go big or go home
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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