I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
