You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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