S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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