She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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