Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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