That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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