i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Randomize
