Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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