Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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