In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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