**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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