So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Randomize