If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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