What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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