Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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