Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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