Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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