i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Houston, we have a blender
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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