Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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