walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Terrible idea I love it
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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