It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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