My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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