Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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