you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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