dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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