ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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