you traded sex for a burrito?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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