he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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