Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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