I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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