Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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