Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
