If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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