East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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