That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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