school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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