I hate your face
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Randomize
