i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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